how the heck do i get out of this country?

the atlantic navigator’s crew spotted an error in the navigation system after discovering they were in the pacific ocean
whew, that was a close one.
i have been filling out my passport junk and getting everything together for submission to get the passport. i pretty much have it all together now except for a couple minor things, but one thing that totally threw me for a loop was the Declaration of Guarantor. to get a passport, you need one of the following to verify your existence:

• dentist, medical doctor, or chiropractor
• judge, magistrate, police officer (municiple, provincial, or RCMP)
• lawyer (member of a provincial bar association)
• mayor
• minister of religion authorized under provincial law to perform marriages
• notary public
• optometrist
• pharmacist
• postmaster
• principal of primary or secondary school
• professional accountant (member of APA, CA, CGA, CMA or RPA)
• professional engineer (P. Eng., Eng. in Quebec)
• senior administrator in a community college (includes CEGEPs)
• senior administrator or teacher in a university
• veterinarian

it’s much easier to get out of craigderroch castle
basically the only job out of that list that fits the description of someone i know or talk to more than once every 2 years is my medical doctor. so, i phoned him up .. but he’s not canadian! lucky for me i have inferior eyesight, so my optometrist is going to be able to do it for me. sweetcore.